Post by drak on Apr 18, 2007 19:06:41 GMT -5
I did not make this joke up. -Credits to the original maker of this joke-
Bye =X
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy
class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with
the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by
telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important
qualities
as a doctor... The first is That you not be disgusted by anything
involving
the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck
his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger
in
his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle
finger
and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
Bye =X
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy
class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with
the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by
telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important
qualities
as a doctor... The first is That you not be disgusted by anything
involving
the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck
his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger
in
his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle
finger
and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
